Welcome to the internet home of Malarkey Books, an independent and largely fictional publishing entity dedicated entirely to publishing the words of Alan Good, an underground writer who is so underground you usually need a geology degree to find him.
Switching to the first person, I am an antisocial, reclusive author living in a heavily fortified microcompound somewhere in the United States, specifically Denver. In fact I'm so antisocial and reclusive that almost no one has heard of me, although my writing has appeared in Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Atticus Review, The Legendary, Bookslut, Red Fez, Perversion Magazine, and Word Riot. Now some of it appears here.
You're probably here by accident, or maybe fate; either way, feel free to do some reading.
My first novel is Barn Again: A Memoir. If you haven't seen the links for it on this website, you probably are on a different website. I recommend that you buy it, but if you don't have any money you can read part of it for free on this website and then live the rest of your life in suspense. Just move yourself over to the Barn Again: A Memoir section of the site.
There are some reviews of it right down there, in case you you lack faith in my recommendation:
Special offer: if you'd like a signed copy of Barn Again, click the trash below and you can buy one directly through this website instead of throwing money at Amazon. You'll get faster shipping through Amazon, but if you want my physical and not just emotional-spiritual DNA on your copy, Malarkeyweb is the way to go. Apple Pay and credit cards are accepted.