Special Non-Friday Limerick: Dear Donald, Fuck You, Donald. Sincerely, Existence

The Earth don't really need protecting
from the poltroons that we keep electing
because any day now
she can say "Go 'way now"
and we'll experience like a brief awareness that we are about to enter eternal nothingness while the Earth will probably really flourish in our absence for the next few billion years until the sun dies and existence as we once knew it is wiped out like one of those sand pictures Tibetan Buddhist monks spend hours and hours erecting.