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The Gallimaufry: Assorted Randomness Etc.

Here you will find essays, jokes, limericks, short plays, and I don't know what else.

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May 5, 2017: Something About Jesus

May 5, 2017

There once was a guy name of Jesus
who came down to Earth once to tease us.
Ain't never returned.
He already learned
to turn round and run when he sees us.

In Limericks Tags Jesus, Earth, Limericks, Friday Limericks, Literature, Malarkey
← May 19, 2017: Shadow Trumpers and AFATS: A Serious ProblemApril 28, 2017: Thanks, Trump, Now Go Out on Top!: A Reflection on 100 Days →

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There once was a spokesman for ISIS
whose remarks plunged the Earth into crisis:
while Trump was a-tweeting
the truth was depleting
along with the arctical ices.

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