Leaked Excerpt from the Working Screenplay of the Steve Bannon Reboot of The Ten Commandments

GOD

And finally, thou shalt not covet. Write this down. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant—"

MOSES

One sec. A point of clarification if you will.

GOD

Yes?

MOSES

When you say covet . . . .

MOSES reads from his tablet.

MOSES

When you say, and I quote, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife," specifically, my question is, is it OK if we just grab her by the pussy?

GOD

That's a great question. I'm glad thou asked. Yes, yes, it's OK if thou grabbest thy neighbor's wife by the pussy, thou can even go so far as to move on thy neighbor's wife like a bitch, as long as thou dost not covet her.

MOSES

Thanks.

GOD

Shall I continue?

MOSES

More like cuntinue am I right?!

FADE TO OBLIVION.