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50 Ways to Get a Book Deal
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The Continuing Adventures of Deplorable Bo
Derelict
The Dictionary of Twenty-first Century American English
Forthcoming
Fuck Oblivion
The Gallimaufry: Assorted Randomness Etc.
The Irrelevants
The Malarkives
Writers

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