No. 13

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Take a tired metaphor, bash its skull and smear the draining blood all over your face and genitals, then rape its corpse.

This one seems to have been self-published, so it shouldn't technically qualify for inclusion on the list; however, it's one of the "Most Wished For" books on Amazon, which is good enough for me.

©Alan Good 2017