No. 1

This cover image is off Amazon. If you think I'm going to link to the books I'm making fun of you're fucking crazy. I'll only do it if I actually like the book, which won't happen frequently, although it might happen in the next tip.

This cover image is off Amazon. If you think I'm going to link to the books I'm making fun of you're fucking crazy. I'll only do it if I actually like the book, which won't happen frequently, although it might happen in the next tip.

Just don't even give a fuck. You have to give enough fucks to not actually say "fuck" in your title but if you asteriskize the f-bomb in your title then you can look tough and real and don't-even-give-a-fucky without offending people who are incapable of inferring the meaning of censored or bowdlerized words and that's like your target demographic.

If you do give a fuck about learning about what it takes to debase yourself into the type of person who can attract a literary agent, then read on!

©Alan Good 2017