Write a book like thirty years ago, wait for Trump to get elected and attempt to turn the world into the dystopian nightmare you described in your book, and then sell the film rights to the book to a streaming service owned by the company that fucking got Trump elected.
Author's note: I will probably mostly pick on authors I can't stand, but I really do like Margaret Atwood. This section is just a joke, filed under "gallows humor." If you're not a fan of gallows humor and you're not protected by the MAGA, it's probably something you need to cultivate.