There are no ads on this website. I don't sell email addresses, ask for donations, or put work behind a paywall. The only way I make money is if people buy my books. Hint hint.
I sell signed copies through my bookstore. I try to make a note in here if I'm temporarily out of books, but there's always a possibility that I just sold the last copy in stock and haven't got around to making a note about it here, in which case it might take a while to get your copy. In order to keep shipping low, I use media mail, so even when I have books in stock shipping may take a few days. One last thing: in order to reduce waste, I tend to ship books in whatever reusable materials I have available, so your book might arrive in a used box or manila envelope or even a brown shopping bag. It's always a surprise!
For an extra fiver I can infuse the first five pages with my pheromones.
If you don't want to use a credit card, I guess you can send a check to PO Box 19713, Denver, CO 80219. Make the check to me, Alan Good. If you ever do this, be sure to send an email to email@example.com with a subject line that's like "Hey, check your post office box!" I don't check it all the time.
I offer a sliding payment scale, starting at $6 ranging up to the regular retail price of $13. I'm more interested in selling books, in getting books into the hands of readers, than I am in making buckets of money, so please don't feel bad about paying less than the retail price. If you can only afford $7, then just pay $7. Hypothetically, if someone were to pay $6 for the book and then trash it on the internet, that person would be a piece of shit on a scale that terrifies me beyond comprehension, but that's not you. Both books retail at $13. If you wanted to feel like you're getting a special two-books-for-the-price-of-one deal, you could buy Barn Again for $7 and Xmas for $6. Just an idea.
Pay what you want or what you can afford, and if you like the book, maybe you can recommend it to a friend.
Barn Again: 2
The War on Xmas: 1