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As long as there is a trump presidency, profits from Barn Again and The War on Xmas sold through this site will be donated to RAICES Texas. Read more here if you want.
*Malarkey Books is now an IndieBound Affiliate. If you follow a link from this site to IndieBound and buy the linked-to book, Malarkey Books will receive a small fee.
If you don’t want to fuck with your credit card, you can also pay through PayPal. Sorry it’s not connected in the bookstore but we don’t want to pay $0.33 per transaction. Here’s our info:
Books are for sale on a sliding scale, but you can pay what you want if you use PayPal (well, please make it at least $6 for a print book). Make sure you follow up with an email to email@example.com to tell us what you want to buy and stuff.