Barn Again: A Memoir (Signed)

Barn Again: A Memoir (Signed)

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You can cut Amazon out and order signed books directly from this website. If you'd like some sort of note, friendly or otherwise, written inside the book, please specify.

For an extra fiver I can infuse the first five pages with my pheromones.

WARNING: I have a rotating supply of books. If you happen to order on a day when I've just run out of copies, you might endure a slightly longer wait, but I'll make it up to you by sending the extra-sexy version of the book.

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Malarkey Books is not a capitalist operation. I could use some money, but I'm more interested in selling books, in getting books into the hands of readers, than I am in making buckets of money, so please don't feel bad about paying less than the retail price. Feel free to use one of the following discount codes at checkout:

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