Barn Again: A Memoir (Signed)


Barn Again: A Memoir (Signed)

from 6.00

You can cut Amazon out and order signed books directly from this website. If you'd like some sort of note, friendly or otherwise, written inside the book, please specify.

For an extra fiver I can infuse the first five pages with my pheromones.

WARNING: I have a rotating supply of books. If you happen to order on a day when I've just run out of copies, you might endure a slightly longer wait, but I'll make it up to you by sending the extra-sexy version of the book.

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Barn Again is $13 on Amazon and at the smattering of bookstores that carry it. I'm more interested in selling books than making tons of money, so I'm offering it here at your choice of discount prices, starting at $6, in the hope that you'll buy a copy, love it, tell all your friends and enemies about it, and come back and buy more copies for them, and maybe buy copies of my other books when they become available. You'll still be on the hook for shipping, but I'm pretty sure you'll pay less in shipping if you buy it through my website than from fucking Amazon.