"You libcuck assholes can have my gun when you pry it out of my cold dead hand."
"We don't want to take your guns away and we don't want to ban guns. We just want to enact sane policies that a vast majority of Americans, including responsible gun owners like myself, agree on. It's not about attacking the Second Amendment. It's about stopping our schools from being war zones. Students are fed up with worrying about being slaughtered in the hallways."
"Oh you Lefties are so concerned about students being slaughtered in the hallways but do you know that abortion kills more people than guns every year?"
"Maybe instead of trying to derail each others' arguments with red herrings all the time Americans could decide to compromise and work together to reduce the numbers of abortions and gun deaths."
"Are you stupid? Why would my side want to reduce the numbers of abortion and gun deaths when abortion and gun violence are only tools we have to get our guys elected? You fucking libtards are hilarious!"