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  • Forthcoming
  • Fuck Oblivion
  • The Gallimaufry: Assorted Randomness Etc.
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  • Refunct
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whose remarks plunged the Earth into crisis:
while Trump was a-tweeting
the truth was depleting
along with the arctical ices.

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