Short Stories

"One Man's Trailer Trash," published in Red Fez issue 99, April 13, 2017.

"Paris When I Die," published in The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, April 1, 2017.

"SuperChad," published in The East Bay Review, March 1, 2017.

"Doppelbänger," published in Perversion Magazine, December 7, 2016.

"In the Penile Colony," published in Word Riot, August 15, 2015. Note: the link is broken, but the full text of the story is below.

"The Viscous Cycle," published in Red Fez issue 95, November 2016.


Global War on Bedbugs, a column in Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, September 2009-October 2010.

Book Reviews

A Theory of the Drone, published in Atticus Review, August 25, 2015.

The Animal Review, published in Bookslut, May 2010.

A Life On Paper: Stories by Georges-Olivier Châteaureynaud, published in Bookslut, June 2010.

The Dark End of the Street, published in Bookslut, August 2010.

A Brief History of Nakedness, published in Bookslut, September 2010.

Below you'll find the archives of the different sections of this website, with handy links . . .

Forthcoming (A Fake Intern Writes Fake Reviews of Fake Books)

50 Ways to Get a Book Deal

Fuck Oblivion

The Gallimuafry