Welcome to the internet home of Malarkey Books. This website is home to satire, fiction, book reviews, book-themed meditations, random other stuff, and an online bookstore, where you can buy books and, pretty soon, some zine-things. You're probably here by accident, or maybe Fate; either way, feel free to do some reading.
We’re now selling subscriptions so we can start paying writers. We’re offering a sliding scale on subscription rates, $0.69, $4.20, or $6.66. Renew whenever you want. Lifetime subscriptions are $69. Subscribers receive a secret newsletter and get ten percent off in the Malarkeyweb bookstore.
We are trying to raise some scratch for website maintenance and to bankroll some print ventures, so we’re selling PDF copies of The Magaiad: Nonsense Verse for a Nonsense ‘Verse. It costs a dollar and it’s 69 pages of humorousish poetry and it costs a dollar. Think about it. It only costs a dollar.
And here’s a review of a book you SHOULD buy and read: Claire Hopple's story collection Too Much of the Wrong Thing:
Special offer: if you'd like a signed copy of The War on Xmas or Barn Again, CLICK HERE and you can buy one directly through this website instead of throwing money at Amazon. You'll get faster shipping through Amazon, but if you want the author's physical and not just emotional-spiritual DNA on your copy, Malarkeyweb is the way to go. Apple Pay and credit cards are accepted.